Triplets (innuendo) A woman conceived and the egg divided into three. A few months passed and as the triplets formed, one turned to the others and said, "When I get outta here, I'm gonna be an electrician. It's dark in here. I want some light!" One of the others said, "I'm gonna be a plumber when I get out. It's too wet in here!" After a while the third one spoke up. "I'm gonna be a greens keeper when I get out and, when I do, I'm gonna kill that d*mn gopher that keeps banging into us!" -------------------- Answering Machine Messages (clean, slight innuendo in first one) Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right... real slowly. So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth we'll get back to you. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So leave a message. Hi. This is John. If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money. Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you. Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us. -------------------- [375 lines left ... full text available at <url:http://www.reference.com/cgi-bin/pn/go?choice=message&table=03_1997&mid=5622575&hilit=DESIGNERS+DRUG+DRUGS> ] -------------------------------- Article-ID: 03_1997&5589856 Score: 78 Subject: Re: Indian Intelligence, Applied World-wide