Here is my annual contribution of Easter jokes: Jesus was nailed to a cross which was erected between those of two notorious criminals. The man to his right said,"Everyone knows us two are here because we are thieves and murderers, but what are you here for, brother?". Jesus answered, "littering". (All those palms). The man to his left spit on the ground and said, "Then you're no brother of ours". Then Jesus said, "And creating a nuisance." The man to his left smiled and said, "I apologize brother. For a minute there, I was afraid they put you up here just to disgrace us." Easter is celebrated by Christians worldwide, but Christians in Asia celebrate Easter than the rest of us. OJ Simpson sure has benefited from our modern legal and medical systems. If he had lived in Roman times, he would have undergone a brutal cross examination, and suffered badly from hangnails. Of course, he might have been saved by religion. In those days, preachers had a way of getting across. Marsha Clark and Chris Darden would have found themselves working at cross purposes. You might groan at my jokes, but if a Roman had told them, they would be [545 lines left ... full text available at <url:http://www.reference.com/cgi-bin/pn/go?choice=message&table=03_1997&mid=5050190&hilit=DRUG+SMART> ] -------------------------------- Article-ID: 03_1997&5084470 Score: 78 Subject: Re: If you lived here you'd be home by now............