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<4r1b99$j6e@vixen.cso.uiuc.edu> <31d47ce7.79468484@news.phoenix.net> pjz@phoenix.net (The Prince of Lies) writes: >In <4r1b99$j6e@vixen.cso.uiuc.edu>, >norapeal@staff.uiuc.edu (peal nora c) wrote: >|pjz@phoenix.net (The Prince of Lies) writes: >|>In <4qvfgn$cq@vixen.cso.uiuc.edu>, >|>norapeal@staff.uiuc.edu (peal nora c) wrote: >|>|pjz@phoenix.net (The Prince of Lies) writes: >|>You could start by explaining why Jimmy types in all lower case. >| >|To piss Net.Capitalization.Cops like you off, of course. >And that's also the reason he frequently garbles the spelling of every >third word? And seems to change personalities in mid-sentence? See how it works? >|Now, have a net.hissy.fit. Be sure to stamp your feet >|and wail... >You seem to want me to have a net.hissy.fit. Why is that? Why do you >want me to stomp my feet and wail. You seem to want me to want you to have a net.hissy.fit. Why is that? Do you like the idea of me wanting to see you stomp your feet and wail? If so, you'd best get over it. Tantrums I can get from my two-year-old. >|>It's been proven that he _does_ have a working shift key. >|>Why doesn't he use it correctly? Doesn't he know how? >| >|Gee you're easy. >Maybe I am at that. But I'm not a slut. That's not what I hear. >|And, as it obviously irritates you - I'm sure keegan will be happy. >You think that irritating me makes Jimmy happy? At least as happy as he would be over a healthy bowel movement. >What a sad life he must lead if he cares even that much. If you were nicer to your bowels you wouldn't be so net.anal.retentive. >|>|>Are you a clinical psychologist? >|>| >|>|Nope. >| >|>I didn't think so. >| >|You think? (wow! there's that flying pig again!) >[BOOM!] [thump.] Watch out - he had a brother, and I hear he's mad. >|>|But I could pretend to be one on the net. >| >|>And many do. Nobody falls for it when they try it, so you're wise to >|>avoid it yourself. >| >|Thank you. >You're ever so welcome! And I'll take advantage of that. Count on it. >Now we can discount any psychological >judgements or observations you might make for the rest of your life, >since if you suddenly start issuing them, we can just call you a >hypocrite. Since everyone knows you're the Prince of Lies it doesn't really matter what you call me, does it. >See how it all just falls into place, when you're on the other side of >a word from me?