Highlights: ------------------------------------------------ - Benefits of DNRC Membership - True Stories of Induhviduals - Naked pictures on our web site - Babylon 5 King Maker Scheme - Dogbert Answers My Mail - Mary's Sandwich Report ------------------------------------------------ If you're on the newsletter list and don't get your copy right away, be patient or check http://www.unitedmedia.com. We're breaking in a new list processing procedure so anything could happen. DNRC Status Report ------------------ As members of the DNRC you probably noticed that you are becoming smarter and sexier every minute of your life. That's not the only benefit of membership. Someday soon, Dogbert will conquer the planet and you will become his new ruling class. The others -- the so-called Induhviduals -- will become our homely yet obedient personal servants. I don't mean to make the future sound like a utopia. There's a big downside to having Induhviduals as servants, especially in the home. For example, they can't always tell the difference between the kids and the house pets. If you don't keep an eye on the nanny, your kids will be eating pellets while your wiener dog is studying romance languages at Harvard. That's not the sort of thing your children will forgive you for later. And your wiener dog will be arrogant. [603 lines left ... full text available at <url:http://www.reference.com/cgi-bin/pn/go?choice=message&table=05_1997&mid=2192582&hilit=BRAINWASHED> ] -------------------------------- Article-ID: 05_1997&2176109 Score: 78 Subject: Re: Comemorate Holocost Memorial Day -- Join Jews for Louis Beam!