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HUMOR Digest - 22 Apr 1997 to 23 Apr 1997Moore Quickies
* What's the difference between the Pope and your Boss ?
The Pope only expects ya to kiss his ring.
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* The cost of lumber is so high these days,
It's really hard to believe it grows on trees.
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* It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable;
Now, of course, there's shipping and handling too.
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* Did ya ever notice that some people just don't get the point;
Seems to me there's a good reason why we have 2 ears and one mouth.
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* My wife always starts the day with a smile --
And gets it over with quickly.
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