In a nutshell, two recent catches: _Independence Day_ -- A pleasing two-hour flick, but not the rollicking ride I might have expected. I left _Eraser_ feeling just pumped; I left _Independence Day_ thinking, "Yeah, that was neat." Lots of neat images of mass destruction, the best dogfights since _Return of the Jedi_, and a fair bit of humour, but yet ... Well, there's the implicit racism by which these aliens are *bad* while humans are *good* ... compounded, of course, by the fact that we never really see any aliens firsthand, apart from one or two cameos, so it's kind of like that Gulf War thing where the "other guys" were killed so easily, and in such vast quantities, because we didn't have to see them (the aliens have been "dehumanized", if you will). And for a technologically superadvanced race, these aliens sure are stupid; I mean, they have to *open*a*window* to see who's inside one of their own shuttles? Doesn't that thing have life monitors? Can't they scan it for lifeforms? Wait a minute, why don't they just use their telepathy? I also have a beef with this flick's rampant American arrogance -- "Independence Day is no longer just an American holiday, but a holiday for the whole world!" Gee, if the aliens had attacked just three days earlier, this movie would be called Dominion Day (because, of course, Canada would have led the revolt; then again, the thought of aliens blasting Sheila Copps, Jean Chretien, the Bloc Quebecois, the Reform Party, and everybody else to hell might make allies out of most Canadians). But seriously, would the rest of the world -- which, generally, hates America's guts -- cotton to the idea that an American holiday must become the world's? And what if America's flag became the world's? Remember what happened to Greece after the Persian Wars ... recall, if you will, how the rest of Greece responded to democratic Athens when the Athenians said, "Hey, we led the resistance against the Persians, so why *can't* we dominate Attica?" (Of course, I don't want to give anyone ideas. This could be the germ of a sequel. And, for that matter, how do we know there aren't any *other* alien mother ships making their way here?) That said, there were *lots* of neat cameos in here -- quite a number of actors were willing to take bit parts so they could have nifty death scenes, I think. A modicum of gay content, too (in the Harvey Fierstein character, in that actor from _The Doom Generation_ and other Gregg Araki movies, and in some of the jokes between Will Smith and Harry Connick, Jr. -- though I admit I might just be dreaming this part), interestingly enough. -- Peter T. Chattaway | "Sometimes we must drink more, sport, recreate ourselves, Culture Editor, | aye, and even sin a little to spite the devil, so that The Ubyssey | we leave him no place for troubling our consciences with petert@unixg.ubc.ca | trifles. We are conquered if we try too conscientiously ------------------- | not to sin at all." -------------------- Martin Luther --