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Fairly reliable sources inform me that Christine Malcom wrote: >On Fri, 28 Jun 1996, David Anderson wrote: >> Fairly reliable sources inform me that Christine Malcom wrote: >> >David Anderson <lando5@cybercom.net> wrote: >> >>--David Anderson, live from the studios of WBCS (Country 96.9), Boston >> > >> >I'm sad to report that this is a *serious* breach of the marriage contract. >> >I'm pre-emptively divorcing you, David. >> >> Damn. Jut ONCE I'd like to make it to the altar before she bolts. Ah, well... >> what else did I expect, in my line of work? > >That's true...now you can dedicate lots of songs to the memory of our >damaging and short-lived relationship. Yes, but soaking in Palmolive helps more than you'd ever imagine. And it feels nice squishing between my toes. >> >Indestructible Gouda Llama Woman will miss his snarky Bill Buckner comments, >> >but needs must when the devil vomits in your kettle >> >> Well, once more for old times sake, then did you notice that ol' Billy Bucks >> came in at #27 in TV Guide's "100 Most Memorable Moments In the History of >> Television"? > >no, I didn't know that..*sniffle* oh David...do you think we can make it >work? It's so hard to let you go. How about if I promise never to talk shop at the dinner table, and to never invite Wynonna over for drinks? >> It's gonna be one of those nights. > >Only if you ask nicely >Indestructible Gouda Llama Woman sees no harm in making them beg Hey, I ain't too proud to beg, sweet darlin'. Please don't leave me, girl, don't you go. Ain't too proud to plead, baby, baby... --David, who's heard a cryin' man is half a man with no sense of pride, but if I have to cry to keep you, I don't mind weepin' if it'll keep you by my side -- ========*Opinions expressed here are mine and mine alone. Deal with it.*======== * David Anderson * lando5@cybercom.net * http://www.cybercom.net/~lando5 * * "Voodoo: it's a safe and economical way to inflict evil on the world." * * --Dr. Clayton Forrester * ==========*MSTie #46861 * Sliders, Nowhere Man, Duckman & Kindred fan*==========