This is the text from a four page pull out which featured in a major sunday tabloid newspaper last sunday. The headline stated that inside the article lay "definite proof" of alien existence. I thought that you would all appreciate a lesson in "definite Proof" as defined by British journalists. The second part is in next weeks paper and if i get chance i shall also mailyou that. if there are any spelling mistaaaakkkes in the text then i apologise as the article was scanned in with OCR software. Enjoy !!! Bye for now !!! (Ps thought for the week "who the hell is Bud Hopkins???) ::: THIS WOMAN WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS!!! AGAINST her will, the attractive woman felt the three grey creatures with dead black eyes lift her from her bed Terrified mum Linda Cortite screamed; 1 wanna shut my eyes. I dont wanna see em. Theyre taking me outta bed. I wont let them. Steve! Why dont you wake up?, My children. Whats happening to my children?" The no-nonsense New Yorker took her astonishing tale to Americas leading UFO expert Budd Hopkins (who??) on December 2. 1989. hoping he would be able to explain what had happened to her. He placed her under hypnosis and she began to re-live the moment three days before when, at 3am, aliens had abducted her from her New York apartment in front of stunned witnesses on the streets below. She said she had been sleeping next to her husband Steve in her 12th-floor flat in Manhattan when the grey creatures with abnormally large heads escorted her towards a bright blue light outside her window. 1 m standing up on nothing. And they take me out all the way up, way above the building. Ooh, I hope I dont fall. The UFO opens up almost like a clam and then Im inside", said 41 year old linda. "I see benches. similar to regular benches. And theyre bringing me down a hallway. Doors open like sliding doors. Inside are all these lights and buttons and a big long table. "I dont want to get up on that table. They get me on the table anyway. They start saying things to me and Im yelling. I can still yell. One of them says something that sounds like Nobbyegg. I think they were trying to tell me to be quiet because lie put his hand over my mouth." The aliens then began to examine lindas body thoroughly using a silver and maroon instrument with a rectangular tip. They concentrate hard on her nose. "Theyre spending a lot of time on the right side of my nostril and Im just saying to myself, I hope I sneeze and I hope they get it right in the face. "The three of them just stand in front of me and stare at me. I feel [139 lines left ... full text available at <url:http://www.reference.com/cgi-bin/pn/go?choice=message&table=03_1997&mid=5623532&hilit=HYPNOSIS> ] -------------------------------- Article-ID: 03_1997&5627061 Score: 84 Subject: Learning Hypnosis