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Sent from: hal@ecafe.org (Henry Ritson)
> > The Schwa Corperation, Global Media and Infomation Services is proud to
> Well, well, well.
> Another bunch of people with no morals or ethics that want to make money
> off people that have the courage to utilize the Internet. You bring
> "slimey" to a new high.
>
> Bonnie Lowell
Now then...IRONY - its a pain on the screen isnt it? Quiz for today-
Was Bonnie Lowell being ironic -OR- did Bonnie Lowell not notice that
the Schwa posting was ironic (for a change (<--irony) ) -OR- have I
got all wrong and every one talks at face value. Oh for tone of voice.
;)...... nope, a smiley isn't as good.
ho hum.
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> Date: Mon, 18 Mar 1996 09:13:55 -0500 (EST)
> Sent-from: Will MacGhee <macghee@panix.com>
Dear Couragous comrade user of the internet,
It's a Joke, It's a Joke.
Here is a not so excised version of the post:
The Schwa Corperation, Global Media and Infomation Services is proud
to present "Intrude", the search engine for the next century. Intrude
is working 24 hours a day, sucking infomation and carefully indexing
data from all four corners of the global infosphere. Sure, other
search engines scan Usenet and mailing list archeives... but Intrude
goes even further. Using the powerful parallel-processing supercomputer,
"Pal 4000" (courtesy of Schwa Microsystems Computer Corperation), Intrude
reads credit ratings, cable TV viewing habits, mail-order products received,
videos rented, parking tickets received, and of course, every single
peice of email transmitted over the Internet. Tired of those pesky
PGP messages? They are no match for Pal's Reverse Escrow Orthoganal
decryption software.
[this .sig left intentionally blank]
macghee@panix.com
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> Date: Mon, 18 Mar 1996 13:25:48 -0800
> Sent-from: Bob West <bobwest@dogandpony.com>
Bonnie...
"Well, well, well?" My, my, my. You're absolutely right. These people
_must_ be stopped at all costs. I have seen the insidious contents of
the Schwa Corporation web site at
http://www.fringeware.com/SchwaRoot/
..and have come to realize that blatant commercialism and alien
abduction are very real threats to humankind's survival.
I propose that a United States Senator(TM) form a committee immediately
to study the sinister inroads the Schwa Corporation has made onto (into?)
the Internet. I know that they are part of this thing.
Who are they?
What do they want?
Why did they impregnate my aunt with their love child and then
immediately depart the trailer park for their home galaxy?
But wait... I notice that you sign your name "Bonnie Lowell" even though
the email account belongs to "Troy Sheets"...
Ohmigawd... You're one of THEM! What have you done with Troy? You've
taken over his body, haven't you?!
Oh... You were just quoting Troy. *whew* Well, hey, who can blame me for
being alarmed? I mean, they're here. They're taking over!!
Then again... you're at internetMCI? Hmmm... I've heard that the invasion
has reached deep into that organization, as well. It's a logical attack;
infiltrate, propagate, impregnate!!! You ARE one of them!!
Listen, fellow Fringeware emailers:
Alert the authorities now. We MUST begin the process of weeding out
these horrible, money-grubbing, body-snatching aliens.
They must be found.
They must be stopped.
They must be hungry after all that space travel... Here... Here's a
sandwich.
..Bob
Bob West
The Dog & Pony Company(TM)
bobwest@dogandpony.com
http://www.dogandpony.com
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> Date: Mon, 18 Mar 1996 16:56:10 -0500
> Sent-from: "Michael" <mike9@sover.net>
PPPFFHHHTTTHAHAHAHAHA HA HA HA HA! Maybe you better read up on your
SCHWA.
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> Date: Mon, 18 Mar 1996 21:47:44 -0500
> Sent-from: "greg" <greywolf@sover.net>
um, ah, Bonnie, ah, I don't know how to tell you this, but...
well, I think it was, well, i'm pretty sure that it was...
A JOKE!!!
==={greywolf@sover.net}===!FINGER FOR PGP!===
'this is my trouble - can't be an innocent bystander
trial comes before truth's revealed
hanger on the rim of the broken wheel'
- Bruce Cockburn