* I was at this fund raiser thing the other week and this Yuppie
acquaintance from Columbia Maryland came over to bend my ear about
all his latest acquisitions, as well as the purchase prices. After
about 10 minutes, he finally paused and said, "Oh, by the way Jimbo,
I passed your house just the other day."
I sighed heavily and said, "Ohhhhhh, thank you !"
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* Columbia Maryland is some town. The first game the kids learn to
play is hide-and-go-shop.
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* When Columbia Maryland was built, the Howard County Police Department
had to retrain all their dogs to sniff out domestic quiche.
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* And they've got some of the most unique carry-outs too. Why just the
other month a Kentucky Fried Pheasant place opened.
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* Naturally a lot of places in the State are into bottled water. But in
Columbia, you can request the year.
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Subject: Re: Deirdre's a Cunt (was Re: Designer Women)